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In Astral Sex, you can’t be charged of rape.You penetrate the soul Instead

Astral sex is the ridiculous new sex trend which you need to know about – but we doubt you’ll be trying it any time soon.

The unusual trend is all to do with astral projection, which is also known as having an out-of-body experience.

Some people believe that the soul is able to consciously travel outside the body, an argument reinforced by recent scientific findings.

You may have even had an out-of-body experience yourself, with astral projection believed to be most common in people who are in the moments between sleeping and being awake.

For some, these feelings create the sensation of flying or falling, only to be sharply jolted awake moments later.

Steve G. Jones, an astral projection specialist, actually believes that it’s possible to train yourself to have these out-of-body experiences whenever you like.

And astral sex combines this perfectly innocent feeling with – you guessed it – sex, to create intimate moments which are truly out of this world.

The astral sex guru believes that when two people are having out-of-body sex, the couple isn’t actually having a physically intimate moment.

Instead, astral sex apparently leads to people’s souls being penetrated, which results in “no procreation, no STDs and no pregnancy.”

Steve explained: “Feedback is very important during sexual intercourse and that’s sometimes lost in the physical world… but in the astral world, feedback is automatic, because you’re seeing their soul.”

The Star reports that astral sex can result in a deeper connection than regular sex, and can be even achieved whilst masturbating.

To slip into an out-of-body experience, believers suggest lying down and relaxing – until the point where you are in a meditative state.

Whilst in the moment, try imagining that you’re slowly sitting up, and then visualize yourself leaving your body to enter the “astral plane”…

If this ridiculous theory doesn’t help you on your way to having sex, then you should try spicing things up by ditching missionary and trying some racier positions.

Alternatively, things may start looking up once you put down that vibrator and teach your man how to become the perfect sex toy.

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From the archives:The life of “Jam Jam”RIP as written by Anthony Atata in 2011

M.U Ibrahim (Jam Jam)

On the 5th of May 2011,the Nigerian Bar Association,Lagos branch under the leadership of Chijioke Okoli honoured six  members of the branch who have distinguished themselves.The members were Dame Priscilla Kuye,Senator Onyeabor Obi,Chief B.O. Benson,Mr Tunji Gomez,Mrs Boma Ozobia and Alh M.U Ibrahim  aka “Jam Jam”. Continue reading From the archives:The life of “Jam Jam”RIP as written by Anthony Atata in 2011

Doom imminent as Lawyers set to become Supreme court Judges in Nigeria

Few weeks a go,a call was sent out to lawyers in Nigeria by the Bar association for show of  interest in becoming a Supreme court Judge,not many took it seriously.The Nigerian Bar Association has released a list of lawyers who have been screened for the appointment among them Senior Advocates of Nigeria . Continue reading Doom imminent as Lawyers set to become Supreme court Judges in Nigeria

Former NBA Lagos Secretary Adebola Lema is a year older

Adebola Lema

Adebola Lema the unassuming past Secretary of Nigerian Bar Association Lagos and a partner in the famous Law fim, Fountain Court Partners is a year older today.

Mr Lema is a dedicated member of the Nigerian Bar Association and has served in various capacities.He is widely known and respected for his humility and unbiased opinion  issues of law. He is also known for his high organisational skills.

Courtroom mail is happy to associate with this great man.Happy Birthday sir.

Let the Lawyers in! How Lawyers became the heroes of Donald Trump’s travel ban

Lawyers on the floor of Lax airport

For weeks, we have been wondering about the lawyers. What suits would they file? Would they have standing? Could they have any impact? Today, the lawyers showed up. Bigly. And happily, for America, the courts are still independent, and largely allergic to “alternative facts.” This is a country where the law matters and the Constitution endures. And it’s also a country in which hordes of lawyers just showed up at airports to defend detained travelers ensnared under Donald Trump’s lawless and unconstitutional Muslim ban. Continue reading Let the Lawyers in! How Lawyers became the heroes of Donald Trump’s travel ban

Drama as another Nigerian Judge is arraigned ,ordered into the dock

court-dock

The arraignment of Justice Rita Ofili-Ajumogobia of the Federal High Court and Chief Godwin Obla (SAN), for alleged bribery is currently underway before a Lagos State High Court in Ikeja.

 The presiding judge, Justice T. Oshodi, just ordered the defendants into the dock.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission is represented by Mr. Rotimi Oyedepo, Justice Ofili-Ajumogobia by Mr. Wale Akoni (SAN), and Obla by Mr. Ifedayo Adedipe (SAN),

Details later.

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